When my son was born, that was absolutely the only experience I ever had with a teensy tiny newborn. I'd held my cousin's babies, but only after they were past that terrifying 'I might accidentally break this fragile creature' phase. And that was about all I'd done - I'd hold them for two seconds, they'd begin to scream after sensing my extreme lack of experience in the child department, & back to mommy they'd go. I wasn't aware of the danger of injury to myself the tiny creatures possess.
When my son was around five months & not able to do much besides sit up & drool, he managed to head butt me with enough force to chip my front tooth. He cried for a maximum of 15 seconds, then laughed at my wail of horror at realizing I had just swallowed a piece of my own tooth. Around Christmas when he was ten months old, I had a spectacular skid on a small wagon into a chair, ending up with a very festive half-wreath of blue-black-green bruising on my ribs. It was something straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon. I'm not going to delve into the many other bruises & scrapes.
Yesterday Booger was playing with a toy hammer (not a real one) & using it to beat down towers of blocks I was building for him. Great fun, easy way to keep him occupied while I tried to straighten out a bill over the phone. Until he hauled off & threw the hammer at me. He nailed me right in the side of the wrist, & it hurt. He laughed at the silly sound-effect the hammer makes whenever it hits anything, mom or inanimate object. Today, its swollen a half-inch & is a nasty purple-ish color. And yeah, it hurts a bit while typing.
I'm just thankful I'm going to school for nursing, because injuries are par for the course until your kids are out of the house.
Your Booger sounds like a real knucklehead. And I'm sure he will grow up to be a very loving son. But you really swallowed your own tooth? Ouch!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I would hate to have children. Sounds like a great reward but a lot of work!
ReplyDeleteUh, this makes me even more afraid of kids.
ReplyDeleteAww this was a good blog post. Thats crazy that he was able to headbutt you hard enough to chip your tooth. Ouch!
ReplyDeleteSurprised you could type this out with your wrist like that! You swallowed part of your tooth, I don't know what's scarier that or the fact he hit you with that kind of force!
ReplyDeletethank god i dont have any kids hahahaha
ReplyDeleteawww I want to have a son some day , im ok with my nephew by now
ReplyDeletehehehehe, maybe you should give him some crayons and a piece of paper instead o hammer?
ReplyDeleteHahah! Kind of reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Maggie hits Homer on the head with the mallet :P
ReplyDeleteHahaha sounds like you are studying an appropriate subject :)
ReplyDeletei am afraid of kids.
ReplyDeleteJesus. That is crazy
ReplyDeletethat sounds painful! Looking forward to it as Im expecting my first :P Im hoping for a boy.
ReplyDeletei can't handle kids imo, they creep me out >.<
ReplyDeleteoh my god kids can be so cruel. but i want many kids from many different woman at least 50. i swear im thinking about donating semen just to get my dna more spread and have more kids in total
ReplyDeletealways gotta keep an eye on the kids. They always seem to be getting themselves into all kinds of mischeif
ReplyDeleteIt sounds pretty sore. Wow.
ReplyDeletethis makes me even more afraid of kids.
ReplyDeleteHope I never have kids
ReplyDeleteAww, good blog post
ReplyDeletesoo glad i don't have any kids yet
ReplyDeletehaha, yeah you are rigth kids give as a lot of work
ReplyDeleteI can relate, having two younger brothers. Being Swedish and all we didn't have toy hammers, we all had real knifes at age 5. Imagine the chaos...
ReplyDeleteChildren have always scared me.
ReplyDeleteI love that baby's find it so amusing when they hurt their parents. Its like the "ouch" noise you makes is funny to all baby's.
ReplyDeletei've never been good with kids and i think they're a total nightmare!
ReplyDeletei remember getting really hurt a lot when i was kid; and accidentally hurting everyone around me....good thing your a nurse
ReplyDeleteI try to stay away from children. They are messy.
ReplyDeleteI will definitely be following you now.
ReplyDeleteI'm about to get a job baby-sitting kids.